Mastrogiovanni


a h-m-s-xual whom meets female celebrities and poses for a picture with them while his hands are playing pocket pull and she is hugging him. then does not even offer to buy her a drink for exchanging his coach seat and her first cl-ss seat. … better yet, he doesn’t even get her phone #.
last week in vegas, renee zellweger offered me her first cl-ss seat, but i pulled a kenny queer on her… i mean a mastrogiovanni.

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