masturbaters
one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there d-ck in your own house or even infront of you. a person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. a kind of person you would find in the middle of math cl-ss with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. a person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: -wiggle wiggle grunt- “teacher may i go to the bathroom”
-teacher: “thats the second time this hour pete..”
-pete: ” im sorry i drank alot of oj juice today (actually bj juice) i have an overactive bladder” (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
inaccurate spelling of masturbator].
uncle f-cker, the m-st-rb-t-r from decatur, m-st-rb-t-s every day when he sees kelly ripa on tv.
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