masturbateus interruptus


the name given to an individual who has a terrible habit of repeatedly interrupting one’s solo-s-x session.
like clockwork george always seems to call me or barge into my room while i’m right in the middle of happy-time. from this day forward he shall be known as “m-st-rb-t-us interruptus”.

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