Masturbating Monkey
gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its d-ck and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.
q: mummy, what’s that monkey doing?
a: never mind. now tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
when a monkey in the forest or at the zoo get’s a erection and grabs his p-n-s and starts to jack off like a car piston and starts shooting sperm all over the place, then he goes “hooo ohhh aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh hoo ho hoo!!!!” when the male monkey starts to think oh the female monkeys. and sperm starts to land on you and you child.
child: mommy, wtf is that black monkey doing?!?
mom: don’t be racist!!! he’s just a masturbating monkey
doctor: hey steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
steve: i think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it’s safe for the masturbating monkey.
steve: ok… what?! it’s over 9000!!!!!!
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