Masturdriving
to maturbate while driving. this is typically done on long, cross country trips to help p-ss the time. one must be cautious, as an ill-timed climax can lead to danger to oneself and to others on the road.
jim: dude, i got pulled over by a cop and fined $500.
bill: what happened?
jim: i was mast-rdriving down i-81 and the cop saw me.
bill: ah sh-t..
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