Masturfail
the act of masturbating and not getting hard, so you m-st-rb-t- more and more until you still don’t get hard but rather you are left with a very painful raw spot on your p-n-s.
for a girl, a masturfail is when they finger themselves so much that eventually they made the inside of their p-ssy raw and in some cases, until it bleeds. for both boy and girl, it is very painful.
hot chick: hey, you wanna f-ck tonight?
guy: i would love to, but, i masturfailed last night…
hot chick: oh that happened to me a few weeks ago but it’s all good now. another time then.
guy: yes, another time.
guy1: ahhh, i had this huge masturfail last night. it sucks.
guy2: dude! don’t tell me stuff like that!
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