masturFBation


when you rape yourself on facebook (see frape). it’s not rape if you do it to yourself, hence masturfbation.

typically enacted by people who want to make it look like they have friends hijacking their facebook account, but are really just very bored.
kanodia, stop masturfbating yourself just because there’s no one around to frape you!

a cl-ssic case of masturfbation.

Read Also:

  • matt work

    often times defined as practicing mixed martial arts with buddies, but usually a cover up to blow your some dude named matt behind the gym. also refer to the word jim time dan: hey brett what were you at the gym for four hours for? brett: ooo just lifting weights, cardio, and a little bit […]

  • thiviya

    as-xybeast the illest lightsaber the rocker of your world. “wow hes a thiviya, a big thiviya”

  • thiyie

    good p-ssy “she got that thiyie…..ooh lawd”

  • spanakopita

    the most delicious concoction to ever be deliciously concocted. 1. “mmmn, p-ss me some more spanakopita!”

  • Period Queen

    the woman, among a group of women, whose period cycle controls the synchronicity of the menses cycles of the other women. mainly occurs when women live together. hey, who does she think she is? the period queen?


Disclaimer: masturFBation definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.