Masturhetorical Question
combination of masturbation and a rhetorical question.
it is something you think about untill you have m-st-rb-t-d, and realise it is an awfull idea. most of the time it is about hooking back up with an ex or cheating on a significant other.
they can resurface a while after masturbation, this means another -rg-sm must be reached to solve the question again.
i keep having the same masturhetorical questions about cheating on my wife, luckily i have enough time to bop the ol’ bologna a few times a week. that always brings me the answers i need.”
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