masturnation
a city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.
“man, i wish there were more girls around here. sucks being stuck deep in masturnation.”
“it’s not the single m-st-rb-t-r thats the problem, being in masturnation is the problem.”
when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up j-zz after you m-st-rb-t-
oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation
masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that president obama has done all over and around the usa, repeatedly.
i wonder when this constant masturnation from president obama will end.
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