Masury


masury, ohio is a small town that is part of brookfield, ohio. brookfield is split in two because of the postal systems. everyone thinks it is a small town, but really it isn’t. there is nothing there, but old people, hicks & rich families. there is never anything to do, but get drunk & get pregnant. everyone knows everyone either by rumor or just in p-ssing. no one knows where it is located.
guy: “where are you from?”
girl: “the masury, brookfield area.”
guy: “where is that?”
girl: “oh, not too far from youngstown.”
guy: “oh! never heard of it before.”

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