mat rat
a mat rat is a sl-tty high school/college student who loves hanging around wrestlers. they do the scoring and cheering for wrestling tournaments and meets, they also try to get some from every single wrestler on the mat.
“you see that scorekeeper over there?”
“yea, she banged half of the seniors on the team”
“what a mat rat!”
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