mate value
how attractive someone is as a potential mate. based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.
why is it that i keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? i am not lowering my standards!!!
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