Matergaking
to say something that sounds dirty, but really isn’t, either by accident, or on purpose. just like how matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn’t.
friend a “i just plowed for your mom.”
friend b “wtf man”
friend a “i meant i helped her plant seeds, i guess i was matergaking”
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