math fu


an extremely disciplined, powerful martial science where strength is built in solving equations and reading ancient texts. some math fu problems are so powerful that they can break the arm of someone who is writing them. math fu has many systems like algebra, differential equations, trigonometry, and others. math fu is for the patient, and mentally and physically strong person. it is the basis for many later forms of martial sciences.
the three masters bernoulli, ricatti, and clairaut finish the last 10th order differential kata in the university dojo as young, malevolent-minded newton observed.

grandmaster clairaut – “the righteous path to math fu mastery is only for those pure of heart, gr-sshopper.”
black belt newton – “i think not!”

all four engaged in an epic battle to the death, and that is how physics was born.

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