mathotus



an urban legendary creature honing special abilities to attract and capture p*ssy in seconds. (mr. steal your bae)
“what is that in my girlfriends bedroom window?” rob asks.
“that there looks like a mathotus in his striking stance,” ron answers.
rob,”sh*t!”

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