an urban legendary creature honing special abilities to attract and capture p-ssy in seconds. (mr. steal your bae)
“what is that in my girlfriends bedroom window?” rob asks.
“that there looks like a mathotus in his striking stance,” ron answers.
- medical school entrance exam
when i was young i decided i wanted to be a doctor, so i took the entrance exam to go to medical school. one of the first questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters “pneis” into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. those who answered […]
- metal curtain
a girl’s v-g-n- when her cl-t is pierced. when i went down on that girl, i nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.
the act of breaking someone’s face because of a mild annoyance. ” i open a door for them and instead of saying thank you and then holding the door open for me they just walk through like it was my job to open it for them” ” i would love to break their face” miki […]
my nuts on your chin i’ll bet you were happy. happy with mnoyc.
- molly woo
when your barber f-cks up your hairline. ayo tony, why are you wearing that hat? my barber molly woo’d me