mathy

that one guy, who i met that one time, who had that one quality that was one of a kind, on top of that his name is pretty unique, like one in a million.
mathys: hey, is anyone else here named mathys?

stranger: no, no on else in the world is named mathys
being well versed in math.
she is the most mathy person i know
describing a situation that involves a lot of calculation and math skills
phil: “why would you want to take the statistics cl-ss? it is too mathy!”
ainur: “hmm, you have a point. maybe i should not.”
an male from ontario who has migrated to whistler as a man child for a ski season….and never left.

a mathies is an individual who loves the company of estranged half naked men, moustaches, pabst blue ribbon and grilled cheeses with a whole in the centre.
enjoys sharing his feelings, long walks on the beach, unicorns, lady boys from thailand, and trolling for women when last called has been announced.
male 1: hey did you see mathies last night?
male 2: yeah he was black out drunk
male 1: was he with any one?
male 2: he was with a group of male tourists

male 1: what a pouff
a s-x lord. g-d of intercourse. someone who gets bl-wj-bs on the daily. s-xy, pimp, gets his d-ck cleaned by mouths and v-g-n-s. #bigd-cklord . based g-d
dude, i wish i was mathys.

my d-ck is not even close to as big as mathys’.
a random human l-ssie who likes pretty ponies.
mathy likes to sing about pretty ponies.
this creature came from mars and now lives on earth.
she likes to dance naked and run around the city naked.
her future goal is to marry a priest