mating instrument
someone so good at s-x their existance is only to please the opposite s-x.
tom: “dude i swear i’m a mating instrument i made my girl moan so much last night!”
max: “no, that was just a fake -rg-sm…”
tom: “why do you say that?”
max: “because you only lasted 11 seconds.”
tom: “f-ck you, maxipad”
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