mats
mats is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large p-n-ses! if you’re a girl and are searching for one of these mats’, you will notice a mats by his unique, handsome look. but don’t worry, a mats takes what he gets as long as it has t-ts and a shaved p-ssy.
girl: wanna f-ck?
mats: wtf no? you’re the biggest sl-t at our school!
girl: come on!
mats: well, alright then… a p-ssy is a p-ssy right?
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the word mats can be used similar to the word milf:
girl 1: wow, what a d-mn hot and handsome guy!
girl 2: daaaaamn, mats-alert!!
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girl 1: what the h-ll is that m-ssive thing in his pants?
girl 2: chill… that’s his wiener!
girl 1: oh, he’s a mats?
girl 2: indeed, let’s f-ck him!
keeper, smart, slick, quite s-xy
mat is a keeper, girls, he is the one.
short for the most amazing person ever. a person named mat is usually extremely well endowed and is a god in the bedroom. once you’ve met them you can’t forget them. they will stay in your life forever.
who is the most amazing, intelligent, funny, caring and all around nice guy you have ever met?
mat
1) short term for the word “materials”. mostly used in mmorpgs as items required to craft or create a certain item.
2) a group of malays. may be a rude referenace.
“hey, if you want me to encant this weapon free of charge u gotta give me the mats, dude.”
“holy sh-t, this club is infested with mats. yeah. cheeky monkeys, poser paradise.”
norwegian slang for an extremely large male reproductive organ used mostly by vulgar people for an example people at the oslo underground stations at nights.
also a person that is really good in school but cant really focus on helping others as he tries to do his own sh-t stuff.
1. his girlfriend loved his large mats as it tastes like coca-cola with cola sauce.
2. some guys: hey can i see how big your mats is? the train comes soon
morten: sure help yourselfs
2. adam: can i have help with this please?
morten: sorry i need to focus on my own work first.
adam: f-ck, you’re acting like a mats
the most amazing and beautiful boy in the world. if you’ve got one, you probably can’t imagine your life without him!
person 1: “oh my actual god, last night i hung out with paris hilton and ozzy osbourne. they took me to see metallica and then an after party with prince charles!”
person 2: “yeah? i hung out with mat instead!”
person 1: “oh snap 🙁 that sh-ts all over my night, b-tch :(”
supreme awesomeness or intelligence.
that guy fails at life, to bad he’s not like mat.
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