Matt Carpenter’s shit-eating grin


the douchiest smile ever owned by a professional athlete. makes the entire team look like fellow sh-t-eaters.
one time my friend made a face that looked like matt carpenter’s sh-t-eating grin. he was subsequently b-tch slapped in the face.

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