Matt Party


a party whereby a man name matt sits in a pet-hair covered recliner in a low-ceilinged and dingy family room, belching while watching reruns on tv-land — the party starts when his neighbor begrudgingly comes over to demand his tool set back that was borrowed last easter and never used – the wife offers rudimentary snacks of stale pretzels and michelob lite. about this time matt engages the neighbor in a long winded conversation discussing the politics of mash. he never returns the tools.
man, i went over to jay’s for a game of scrabble and beer – and it was the lamest matt party, down to the pretzels and michelob.

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