Matt Weaver
very small, stick-like figure that tend to have a small p-n-s.
matt weaver usually run in an akward fashion, holding onto his belt which he uses solely for the purpose of holding onto. if attacked he will use his only defence mechinism, called the flying squid attack, which involves crossing his arms and using his long fingers to attack.
matt weaver is a small weasle like human.ted
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