Matterhorny


1. in a state of anxious antic-p-tion to ride the matterhorn roller coaster at disneyland in california, meriting at least an 8.3 out of 10 on the arousal scale.

2. looking forward to riding the matterhorn due to the excitement of getting to straddle the person in front of you, or being straddled, if you are so lucky.

note: due to the intimacy of the ride, make sure you stand by the right person in line before boarding. please remain seated; permanecer sentados por favor.
1. i’m so matterh-rny that when we see that first abominable snowman, i might just burst!

2. bill’s date at disneyland got him all matterh-rny when she asked to sit in front of him on the best ride in the park. he couldn’t wait for that long first ride uphill.

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