Matthew Fonti
amazing trumpet playing skills, talents that will outdo anyones. determined. shy. his voice will make you melt. his smile will make you fall for him. he’ll use you as a subject for an english -ssignment.. but it will make you fall even harder again. his hair looks better a bit longer. but overall one guy you wouldn’t want to miss, a guy you’d want to be yours. matthew fonti is the one you don’t want to let go of.
person: there he goes.
person2: matthew fonti? he’s perfect.
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