Matthew Lowe
the best man on earth. he is kind and respectful and will do anything to show his lover how much she means to him. he is exceptionally handsome. tall with piercing dark eyes and the most beautiful hair. he has the touch of a god and knows how to please his woman. he never looses interest in the prize he seeks and is full of commitment. every one loves him and it makes he girlfriend jealous. he is usually good at everything he does.
that guy is such a matthew lowe.
i wish my guy was a matthew lowe.
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