Matthew Lynch
a man defined by his enormous p-n-s of above average size
the name is known in greek as an “eternal s-x god”. this translation has been proven in recent years by all the matthew lynchs
the surname too implies good things. the word lynch means that this person is a lynch pin and someone you can rely on as an upholding person in society
girl 1: i got off with matthew lynch last night
girl 2: what was it like? i am envious!
girl 1: it was amazing he was incredible in bed and he had such a large phallus
girl 2: oh, i wish i could indulge in matthew lynch
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