matthew morgan
a local englishman who originated in the county of lincolnshire. he was convicted for rape and s-xual -ssault of his own mother while she was asleep. due to this he is now no longer allowed to work with kids due to the fear that he may just “bend them over”.
man 1: did you hear about that rapist?
man 2: what, the one who did a matthew morgan?
man 2: yeah, he literally b-mmed a kid down an ally way
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