denying the truth despite unweildy odds.
those guys are mattmurphying if they think they can climb that mountain without a rope.
a p-n-s with the power of six normal p-n-ses. a six shooter. having the capacity for rapid fire multiple -rg-sms. i sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the uc davis men’s room and his big d-ck shot six loads. that hot f-cker has a hexap-n-s.
d-ck shaped pasta mum said, “do you want some cazzetti for dinner tonight?”
- nickel knowledge
information that’s nice to know, but that no one really cares about. an example of nickel knowledge would be knowing the amount of sand grains on a beach.
that little excess skin on your b-tthole i was wiping my -ss last night a felt my hermtw-t
when you get inside a car, close all the windows, and smoke an entire ham “why does my car smell like smoked ham?” “dude, we were hamboxing it on friday.”