mattress
a s-xually available girl who has many partners.
1) “g-d, i slept with all of them. i was such a mattress last night!”
2) “i’ll introduce you to suzy. she is such a mattress.”
a simile that can be used in comparisson to almost any situation, object, person or emotion.
jordan: “that b-tch is really, really weird..”
sam: “that’s because she’s p-ssed as a mattress”
josh: “i lost all my money in the stock-market yesterday..”
matt: “d-mn, you must be shattered as a mattress”
nic: “i got a e- in my r.e exam..”
sean: “you must be stupid as a mattress”
model/actress who has been paid to do neither.
i’m going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses…
one who has excessive s-x with more than 5 boys in a fraternity.
stefani has had s-x with many boys and the frats call her their mattress.
the combination of the words model and waitress. used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.
jim likes to brag about dating a model even though she is really just a mattress
a silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.
“dude, have you met jane?”
“unfortunately! she’s such a mattress!”
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