Matts Mum


the excuse to anything and everything when in a conversation. it can be used to put people off, as an answer to any question and can be the response to anything such as a h-llo!
dave: hey man, whats up?
john: matts mum!

or

terry: what the f–k man, what are you doing?
steve: matts mum, what else???

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