Matty Drunk


matty drunk is a state of intoxication from excessive binge drinking to the point of complete obliteration. the person who is “matty drunk” may dose off in bars/clubs/pubs/camping trips or curbs. the person may fall over several times on any given night. if you have nice shoes, hide them because a “matty drunk” could mistake them for his own and walk out of the party wearing your shoes!!! the person will most likly put more food on the ground then in his mouth. the person who is “matty drunk” may refer to the same few words over and over again such as “getter done, d–sh bag, d–shee, and a little weird” even when it’s not a “little weird” making the “matty drunk” “very weird”. the person may play an imaginary guitar called an “air guitar” several times in one night. the person who is “matty drunk” will become destructive and verbally abusive to b-ms, sergeants, people he does not know and maybe even you.
matty drunk says: “hey dew i just broke my key off in my apartment building lobby door, i can’t get inside now, oh man i am so matty drunk”

lips(ryan) replies: “yes, yes you are”

Read Also:

  • maybs

    a short form of maybe, that only cool people can use. similarily, definitely can become defs, probably can become probs, and so on. a: are you going to the show? b: maybs, i hafta find some money. i probs have some in the car. a: well hurry up, we should defs get going. an australian […]

  • Rachel Carson Middle School

    rachel carson middle school is an amazing school in northern virginia, and a short distance from dc. it is mainly asian (including indians) and white, and a few people are ghetto. it is by far, one of the best schools in northern va. it feeds the most people into the #2 hs in america: tjhsst […]

  • Racial Harmony

    racial harmony: in a multi racial religious society of nations, all three elements are critical for integrated sustainable development of economy,social and environment. racial harmony: few countries in asia,europe and north america have lead the world in racial and religous cohesion while charting a course of economic progress while takeing into account of social and […]

  • Radeon

    ati’s graphics cards line up. currently their most high end is a 512 mb radeon x850 xt pe pci express. i think. most people probably are still currently using 2nd generation radeons like radeon 9xxxs. rival versus geforce by nvidia. i have a radeon 9800 pro, and it gets the job done and then some. […]

  • Turn on the water works

    the act of forcing ones self to cry to garner sympathy or evoke a desired emotional response such as pity in another person. frequently used by females. (1)when jane had her disciplinary hearing she tried to get off the hook by turning on the water works. (2)bob: so tony ‘the surgeon’ sanseverino won’t give you […]


Disclaimer: Matty Drunk definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.