Mattypants


a) a kids clothing store.

b) an absolutely adorable, and very intelligent little boy.

c) a term of endearment for a guy who likes to hide who he really is and puts up a mask of egotism. but who is actually an amazing guy when he lowers his barriers. he is somewhat of a ladies man and tends to hurt girls quite easily without realizing it at times. he is definitely a sweetheart underneath his facade and someone who you care a lot about.
person one: matt’s an -sshole, he p-sses me off so much. did you hear what he did to that guy.

person two: you don’t know him like i do. he’s not all bad i swear, he’s my friend and i care a lot about him.

person one: you’re delusional, he’s a complete egotistical jerk.

person two: no he’s not…well he is sometimes…but…he’s my mattypants….and shut up don’t you say anything. i don’t care what he may have done to you in the past….it’s just his way of hiding.

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