Matzah Baller
a jewish playa. in other words, a wealthy successful jewish thug that overcame his middle-cl-ss upbringing.
matzah ballers typically wear a flat-billed yamaka with a 9.99 sticker. matzah ballers will often wear a set of gold chains with an attached satchel of jew-gold.
matzah ballers showoff their status by using dual money clips. the first money clip is much tighter and will include a large number of $100 bills, whereas the 2nd money clip will contain coupons.
finally much like a true baller, matzah ballers wear their new shoes with the price tag still affixed. however unlike traditional ballers….. matzah ballers also leave the “clearance sale” sticker attached.
lou: hey did you see those new jordan’s that abraham was rocking?
matt: yeah man they were $15 at ross but he complained and jewed them down to $12 because one of the laces was missing.
lou: no sh-t? that dude is a real matzah baller!
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