Maui Cruiser


total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of hawaii. frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. one man’s hoopty is another man’s maui cruiser.

2. i thought it was the best vacation s-x ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and i saw his maui cruiser. that car had to be 20 years older than he was!

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