Mauled by Jesus
puts a hangover to shame. very similar, minus alcohol. you could have waken up feeling totally exhausted after a night of hard partying/dancing, so sore in fact the only thing in the known universe that could cause such tremendous discomfort and pain would be jesus mauling you.
-next day after party-
alex: duuude…that party was intense…how would you describe it?
connor: i don’t remember, but the pain suggests at one point i was mauled by jesus
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