mauler
a derivation of the shocker, this s-xual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the v-g-n-l and -n-l openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sl-ts.
“that girl didn’t know how to be noisy, so i had to give her the mauler.”
someone lacking grace and coordination. a klutz or clumsy person. a person usually of large stature (fat -ss beasts). the word “ogre” is an appropriate synonym. another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.
“chris farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace.”
a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk = —–
mauler = – – –
a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk= —–
mauler= – – –
see aaron ritchie. he is a mauler
“that ritchies a mauler”
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