maureen johnson
a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.
“maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied”
maureen: “this diva needs her stage!”
a hilarious young adult author, secret sister to the vlogbrothers (nerdfighters ftw), and has a strange obsession with jars.
she’s freakishly beautiful but very modest, talented, and has extremely awkward glares and keeps a straight face better than most professional actors.
normal person: “what the h-ll? she’s so weird.”
nerdfighter: “noo! she’s amazing!”
follower of maureen johnson on twitter: “why, maureen, why?”
maureen: “because it’s there. because the hamsters wish it so. because we can. because someone has to.”
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