Maureen Lynch


the treasurer of the british anti-gun group “mothers against guns” (mag). convicted in 2005 of stealing almost £16963 (approx $30000 us) and sentenced to a three-year probation order.

her biggest success to date has been her campaign work, which has resulted a m-ssive increase in gun-related crime in the uk and numerous miscarriages of justice.
“oh great. that maureen lynch is on the tv again demanding ten-thousand year jail sencences for people who defend themselves with replica firearms. man, why doesn’t somebody put it out of its misery?”

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