Maurer Nug


once upon a bowl packing a young lad with the name of maurer staggered to the table to contribute to the glorious toke session. he reached his hand in his pocket and out pulled the tiniest nug of all. he spoke in a quiet timid voice “i have this.” he dropped the tiny nug into the bowl and they lit up.

maurer nug-noun-the tiniest nug that is place on top of the bowl of a, pinchie, hookah, bubbler, double bubbler, triple bubbler, bong, steamroller, peace pipe, or any other smoking utensil not mentioned here.
“hook me up with a maurer nug!”

“does any one have a maurer nug?”

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