Mauve

its the f-cking colour of hate
its like that one sour grape of the rotting apple that looks fresh on the outside but inside its just sad and mean. burn mauve if you see it
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universally recognized colour for danger
rose tyler: what’s the emergency?
the doctor: it’s mauve.
a moderate grayish violet to moderate reddish purple.
only idiots pr-nounce the color ‘mauve’ “mawv”.

see: pr-nounciation.
mauve is a feeling of intense “like” that is more than merely crushing on someone, but less than actually “loving them”. someone often mauves someone they really care about but havn’t known long enough to be comfortable saying “i love you” to.
i mauve you

or

those two are deeply in mauve
mauve is a synonym for cool, except that it is much, much cooler than cool. in fact, it is the coolest possible synonym for cool. ever.

really, the only word to describe mauve is mauve.
d-mn. that girl is mauve!

thanks steph! that’s so mauve of you.

chuck norris is pretty mauve.
a term for somebody who is indecisive or weak.
comes from the colour not being purple/blue/pink and pale.
“oh i don’t know if i should smoke that…”
“oh come on! what are you mauve?”
the rumoured colour that ones p-n-s turns after having s-x for the first time
oh yes ive finaly got sum p-ssy, my c-cks now mauve