Maxidance
pr-nounciation; mack-see-dance
a maxidance is a very flambouyant, impromptue and unsophisticated creative motion of body performed usually by a gay person or alternatively a very gay acting straight person (straight queen). the maxidance is performed as an expression of doubt towards one’s s-xuality, and is never scheduled or announced. this dance can last anywhere from two seconds to a minute or more.
the creator of this dance, max (fratpad) has demonstrated that in order to perform it, a person does not need any sort of musical, rythmic or dancing skill at all. all that is required is a low sense of self esteem and weak moralistic values. the dance is performed better however, by power bottoms and latent h-m-s-xuals.
a guy that claims to be straight, but who wears wifebeaters and jacks off his friends for money on camera, walks into a nightclub and does a very flambouyant, unusual and random dance for a few moments.
person 1: look at that h-m- doing the maxidance
person 2: that’s max himself!
leo: he’s going home in september…i want him to leave the country!
flipntony: wah!
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