to perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.
he has totally maximinimised his efficiency by mult*tasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.
to work as inefficiently as possible while executing the maximum amount of effort.
wow. i’ve totally maximinimised my performance at work by responding to facebook posts within 0.0001 seconds!
- flip night
synonymous with thirsty thursday. flip night is a weekly event held by bars (usually on a thursday) in which you have 50% opportunity to win a free drink by flipping a 2-sided coin. if the coin lands on the free side, then the drink is on the house. if it lands on the money side […]
- noodle it
when you can’t fit all the food into your mouth so you slurp it as you would spaghetti “this lettuce won’t first in my mouth” “noodle it dude”
a very handsome boy who is usually tall, long hair, and dark brown eyes. he stays to himself. has a quant*ty of friends. normally doesn’t like to be the center of attention sometimes he lets people get in his head but never gives up. he has a p*ssion to travel the world and get money. […]
- uter skins
a slang term for condoms. man, i think ima get some tonight, u got some uter skins i can have?