Maximum D
the guy in the group with the largest “heart”. he is the most awesome friend and will be loyal to a fault. he is hilarious and will make anyone laugh at any time just because he can. he is friends with all the ladies and not just because he has a big “heart”. he is the most widely like friend because he is genuine, honest, and likes to have a good time. the party does not happen without maximum d. he is a great rapper (not really), but he is funny as sh-t all the time. he does not judge his friends but embraces their differences because he knows that’s what makes them cool. he is spontaneous and not afraid of making a fool of himself in public. he will dance on stage with you if you ask. he will defend you against your enemies and praise you to your friends. he has a good singing voice and will sing to you if you smile at him and beg. he loves surprises, especially ones that involve pretty girls and fireworks. he is the most awesome friend and will one day girls, be the best lover you ever had.
girl 1: “i am boarded and this party is lame”. girl 2: “we need us some maximum d.”
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