maximum shaftage


shaftage, to the max…..this is my word godd-mnit
winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
my algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of p-ssing, i was shafted by her c-ntage (see c-ntage)

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