Maxx
the coolest guy around. don’t doubt his power. he’ll gnaw your face off.
man, yesterday, i saw maxx walking down the street. he gnawed my face off. i’ve been in the hospital ever since.
one known as having almighty power, with the ability to shred a great deal on guitar.
also, one of the great leaders of the a.r.m. (anti-robot movement).
see also, battle-axe maxx
-your head asplode.-
‘maxx’
true to thier name all maxx’s are trustworthy. attractive. great kisser’s. one of a kind, proud of themselves in whatever they do. messy, and unorganized. procrastinators. great lovers, when their not sleeping. extreme thinkers. loves their pets usually more then their familiy. can be very irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. unpredictable. will exceed your expectations. not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
maxx loves you…
also, verb. as in to f-ckify something beyond belief.
oh my god, you just got maxxed.
to maxx: giving it all, going all in. doing things like a manly man. taking a bold and daring decision in a fearless manner without considering the consequences. all or nothing, final stance or solution. kamikaze behavior that solves most of the problems that the average man faces in life. brave/bold but definitely not a rational or wise action. crushing all the problems by sheer testosterone.
maxx power!!!
holy! you’ve seen john last night?!? he totally maxxed that chick!
high five! i maxxed the test!
you know jules? he’s getting married, he maxxed that chick and now she’s pregnant…
an awesome guitarist and singer. he often has a severe case of add but it doesn’t hold him back from much. he is the nicest guy you will ever meet, except… you might want just stay on his good side.
girl: wow, that maxx guy is cool.
dude: just be careful, i heard he stabbed a kid last week for stealing his cookie.
a guy that all the girls want to go out with. but sadly gay :
i wish i was like maxx!
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