Mayan Fools Day
12/21/12
they sure got us good
the mayans were the original pranksters. they set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. december 21st 2012, otherwise known as mayan fools day.
mayan king: dood check this out, i told our wis-m-n to make a calendar with the sole purpose of scr-w-ng with people thousands of years from now. they will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!
mayan dood: haha, that good prank. people in the future so stupid, they believe anything.
mayan king: haha, indeed. i’m going to eat your heart now.
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