mayerism
the act and/or actions in which one would live by as an uber john mayer fan. sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!
making a small “john mayer” christmas tree for your room or a john mayer centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.
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