the month of may when it feels like it did in march. march 2017 came in like a lion and went out like a lion. april showers didn’t stop in may to bring the flowers it just changed to hail.
best not plant any new flowers during maymar – you don’ t know if the rain will feed them or the hail will freeze them.
- natural *sshole
a natural -sshole is a person who is born rude. a natural is an admirable human being, as they give zero f-cks girl: why are you so rude? guy:im just a natural -sshole
a combination of fit and thick. them girls at the gym be looking fitck.
- penrose poppet
the embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. an impossible figure. believed to be mathematically impossible. sysnonyms: unicorn, real geek girl, waifu. related to escher staircase, blivet. james has been dating a penrose poppet for about a month now and he’s going to be severely disappointed when he […]
- flerp a derp
the act of roaming, poking, or otherwise hanging about. “derp” is to be understood as one’s overall presence or being, and to “flerp” one’s “derp” is to make oneself known, in a positive or numerous way. it is a display that is sure to establish one’s dominance within their community. guy: where have you been […]
- peet rat
a “peet rat” is a swedish term to describe an annoying little sh-t, particularly a kid under the age of 12 “hey man i was on call of duty yesterday and i ran into this little kid and he was being such a peet rat”