mayo sandwich
giving a girl a mouthful of sperm. since it has a consistency similar to mayo, combined with a girls mouth it immulates what having a mayo sandwich in her mouth would look like.
peter north: ready for this facial?
girl:no, i’d rather you give me a mayo sandwich!
when you j-zz in between a hoes t-tties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the c-m in between them
last night my b-tch was hungry so i made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes
when you j-zz in between a hoes’ t-tties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the c-m in between them
last night my b-tch was hungry so i made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it
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