Mayonnaise Man
(noun) during gay s-x, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. after completion it is time to celebrate.
make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
wow matt, you are the man! the mayonnaise man that is!
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