Mayor Carmen


noun. the mayor of arlington, oregon who was launched to fame for being recalled after a relative posted interwebalicious pictures of her in undies to mysp-ce.
if mayor carmen hadn’t posted those hot, interwebalicious pics maybe she’d still have a job.

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